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2011-02-08 3-36-20-

A fine dinner I went to dinner with friends of mine this evening. An Indian place I've been meaning to check out that lived up to its quiet reputation. We walked in and were seated beside a somewhat mismatched pair; the guy reminded us of the comic book shop owner from The Simpsons and the woman would have been suitably nicknamed "Beak" back in the 50s when they apparently liked nicknaming people "Beak". The woman would not shut up about: -Flogging -Rope -Needles -Her fucking labia -Or any other keywords that might have shown up in the ad that brought these unlikely together And she was loud. Loud enough that I decided to start describing my morning shit and complaining about my herpes inflammation just to get the fucking point across.
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One of those places where, when the host asks, "Do you have reservations?" you answer, "Well, I do now."
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    2011-02-12 1-35-03-

    One of those places where these thought the crowd would be so straight that they'd be talking gibberish
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    Probably they just weren't thinking at all So you made no moves to initiate a... a... fivesome?
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    No, rather... I started loudly imitating the Comic Book Guy's response to everything that she said, which you would find funny as fuck if I could imitate Comic Book Guy in type
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    I imagine it is the sort of treat that must be enjoyed in person. ;)
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    I was referring to the special treat of your Comic Book Guy imitation.
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    haha, What a random TP I presume things must have been awfully slow in here tonight......? Either way, I can't say as I blame you bit, some things just aren't made for talking about loudly in a casual restaurant.
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